WARNING: This blog may offend if you are easily offended.
When is God okay with "Oh My God"? You could be mistaken in believing the UK is a pretty free country, but say, "Oh My God!" in a Church of England School and you are likely to be in front of the School Head faster than you can say, "OMG" Lately my children at Junior school at assembly were told that they are not allowed to say, "Oh my God" as it is offensive. Now I'm pretty sure with all the suffering going on in the world that God really should not be over concerned about a few children saying, "Oh My God" but maybe that is the problem. Maybe God gets so wound up about these little things, that it gives God little time to tackle all the suffering. So maybe all the problems in the world are caused by all the children that say, "Oh My God", at least that gets the homosexuals off the hook.
Now for the really hilarious bit. Today one of our children overheard one teacher asking another if it was okay for children to read a book with the anagram "OMG" in it. Apparently the children's books 'Dork Diaries' has "OMG" written in them. The teacher told the other, it was okay, but is that not hypocrisy.
Don't worry though, tomorrow I'm off to school with some kerosene and a box of matches for a good old book burning and I've told the children, if they feel the need to say, "Oh My God", just say, "Oh, shit" I'm sure that will offend someone, but at least it won't be God. Lol
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you,but he will make a fool of himself, too.”
― Samuel Butler
Me with Bumble and Blottie, waiting patiently to be unleashed, November 2018
Hello, I am Jane, you might of guessed, I love dogs. We are situated in the North Devon countryside, England, United Kingdom. Our home is occupied by my husband, David, our children, pack of dogs and me.